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prakashsh1 — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 07:04:10 +0000

3 chhipkliyan diwar pe chal rahi thein.

Ek ne gana shuru kiya

Jaisey hi gana band kiya to baki ki dono chhipakali gir padi..

Bolo kyon?

Stupid… isliye, kyunki Baki dono ne tali bajayi…

Something about girls….

prakashsh1 — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 04:26:52 +0000

If you treat her nice she says”Yaar mujhe line de raha hai”.

If you don’t she says “Kitna akadta hai“.

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If you dress nicely she says “Mujhay impress karna chahta hai”.

If you don’t she says “Tasteless hai yaar”.

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If you argue with her she says “Ziddi hai”.

If you sit quietly she says “Dumb hai”.

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If you act smarter she’ll lose her brain as you are insulting her.

If she acts smarter she think its her right.

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If you don’t love her she says “Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai”.

If you love her she says ” Peechay hi pad gayaa hai“.

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If you don’t give her a kiss she says “Tum mujh say serious naheen ho”.

If you give her a kiss she says “Yaar who ladkaa flirt kar raha hai”.

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If you don’t tell her your problems she says “You are not honest to me”.

If you do tell to her she says “You are a problem child”.

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If you scold her she says “You act like a grandpa giving lecture”.

If she scolds you she says “Yaar, its because I care“.

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If you break a promise she says “He does not trust you any more”.

If she breaks she says “Jaan main majboor thi”

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If you smoke she says “You are a bad guy”.

If she smokes she says “I need this, please jaanu try to understand”.

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If you do good in exams she says “Kismat NE saath diya warna tum or good marks”.

If she gets good marks she says “Its my brain “.

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If you hurt her she says “You are cruel & don’t care of my feelings”.

If she hurts you she replies” You are not understanding“.

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Five ways to live each day ‘in Spirit.’

prakashsh1 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:54:25 +0000

Five ways to live each day ‘in Spirit.’

These daily practices will help you move toward Spirit in your thoughts and actions.

1. Commit to at least one daily experience where you share something of yourself with no expectation of being acknowledged or thanked. For example, before I begin my daily routine of exercise, meditation, or writing, I go to my desk and choose my gift for that day. Sometimes it’s just a phone call to a stranger who’s written to me, or perhaps I order flowers or send a book or present to someone who has helped me in a local store. On one occasion I wrote to the president of the university I graduated from to start a scholarship fund, on another day I took a calendar to the yard man, on another I sent a check to Habitat for Humanity, and on another I sent three rolls of postage stamps to my son who’d just started his own business. It doesn’t matter if this activity is big or small—it’s a way to begin the day in-Spirit.

2. Become conscious of all thoughts that aren’t aligned with your Source. The moment you catch yourself excluding someone or having a judgmental thought, say the words “in-Spirit” to yourself. Then make a silent effort to shift that thought to match up with Source energy.

3. In the morning before you’re fully awake, and again as you’re going to sleep, take one or two minutes of what I call “quiet time with God.” Be in a state of appreciation and say aloud, “I want to feel good.”

4. Remind yourself of this statement: My life is bigger than I am. Print it out and post it strategically in your home, car, or workplace. The “I” is your ego identification. Your life is Spirit flowing through you unhindered by ego—it’s what you showed up here to actualize—and is infinite. The “I” that identifies you is a fleeting snippet.

5. Dedicate your life to something that reflects an awareness of your Divinity. You are greatness personified, a resident genius, and a creative master—regardless of anyone’s opinion. Make a silent dedication to encourage and express your Divine nature.

A Wonderful Resolution for the New Year!

prakashsh1 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:52:41 +0000

A Wonderful Resolution for the New Year!

What amazing gifts the new year brings! An entire year’s worth of wonderful opportunities, given to us one sunrise at a time. Many of the moments ahead will be marvelously disguised as ordinary days, but each one of us has the chance to make something extraordinary out of them.

Each new day is a blank page in the diary of your life. The secret of success is in turning that diary into the best story you possibly can. Have pages on understanding and tales of overcoming hardships. Fill your story with enthusiasm, adventure, learning, and laughter. And make each chapter reflect time ,doing these things…

Follow your dreams. Work hard. Be kind. Do what you can to make the door open on a day that is filled with inspiration in some special way. Remember: Goodness will be rewarded. Smiles will pay you back. Have fun. Find strength. Be truthful. Have faith. Don’t focus on anything you lack.

Realize that people are the treasures in life, and happiness is the real wealth. Have a diary that describes how you’re doing your best, and…

The rest will take care of itself.

Have a Wonderful Year!!

Kabhi usse bhi meri yaad satati hogi

prakashsh1 — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:35:42 +0000

Kabhi usse bhi meri yaad satati hogi,
Apni aankhon mein mere khawaab sajati hogi,

Wo jo har waqt khayaalon mein basi rehti hai,
Kabhi to meri bhi socho mein kho jaati hogi,

Wo jiski raah mein palkein bichhi rehti hai,
Kabhi mujhe bhi apne paas bulati hogi,

Labon par rehti hai wo har pal hansi bankar,
Tasawar se mere, wo bhi muskuraati hogi,

Wo jo shaamil hai mere geet mere naghmo mein,
Kabhi tanhai mein mujhko gun gunaati hogi,

Jiske liye mera dil beqaraar rahta hai,
Mere liye apna chain bhi gawanti hogi,

Jisse izhaar-e-wafa har pal karna chahoon,
Kabhi iqraar to wo bhi karna chahti hogi,

Jiske liye meri har raat hai karwat karwat,
Kabhi to use bhi neend na aati hogi,

Jiski ulfat ki shama se hai mera dil roshan,
Meri chahat ke wo bhi deep jalati hogi,

Ghame-e-firaaq mera hi muqadar hai ya phir,
Meri judaai use bhi yuhi rulati hogi..!!

Man & Woman

prakashsh1 — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 09:04:40 +0000

Men vs. Women

What is the difference between men and women?

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

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4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

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5. There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman- before and after marriage.

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6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

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Arti

prakashsh1 — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 08:49:08 +0000

Vishwas

prakashsh1 — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 08:38:45 +0000

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi hoti

Kosis karne walo ki kabhi har nahi hoti

Nanhi chiti jab dana lekar chalti hai

Chadti divaro se so bar fisalti hai

Man ka visvas rago me sahas bhar deta hai

Gir kar chadhna chadkar girna isiliye na akhrta hai

Mehnat uski khali har bar nahi hoti

Kosis karne walo ki kabhi har nahi hoti

Dubkiyan sindhu me gotakhor lagate hain

Jakar khali hath lot aate hain

Milte na sahaj moti gahre pani me

badhta duguna utsah isi herani me

muthi uski khale har bar nahi hoti

Mehnat karne walo ki kabhi har nahi hoti

Asafalta ek chunoti hai ise swikar karo

kya kami rah gai hai dekho or sudhar karo

jab tak na safal ho nind chain ki tyago tum

sangharso ka maidan chod mat bhago tum

kutch kiye bina hi jay jaykar nahi hoti

mehnat karne walo ke kabhi har nahi hoti.

Kachi Deewar Hoon

prakashsh1 — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 08:37:44 +0000

Kachi Deewar Hoon Thokar Na Lagana Mujko,
Apni Nazron Mein Basa Kar Na Giraana Mujko !

Tumko Aankho Mein Tasavur Ki Tarah Rakhta Hoon,
Dil Mein Dadhkan ki Tarah Tum bhi Basana Mujko !

Baat Karnay Mein jo Mushkil ho Tumhay Mehfil Mein,
Main Samajh Jaaonga Nazron Say Bataana Mujko !

Vaada Utna Hi Karo Jitna Bibha Saktay Ho,
Khawab Poora jo na ho woh na Dikhana Mujko !

Apnay Rishtay ki Nazaakat ka Baram Rakh Lena,
Main to Aashiq Hoon Deewana na Banana Mujko !

Kachi Deewar Hoon Thokar Na Lagana Mujko,
Apni Nazron Mein Basa Kar Na Giraana Mujko

Kaisi mohbbat hai teri

prakashsh1 — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 08:36:39 +0000

Kaisi mohbbat hai teri jo mera pyaar bhool gaya
Milke kiya tha jo hum ne kabhi wo ekraar bhool gaya

Gayero ke dard ka tu humdard tha
tere sitam ka koun dard karega

Soni hai rahe tnha ye dil hai
mera ye gum ab koun samjhe ga
Tujh pe kiya tha dil ne kabhi wo aatebaar bhool gaya

Khmosh aahe roti rahi dost howa ab ajnabi
Aaso bhi chobta tha ke hum en hi raho pe chalte thy kabhi
kine khush thy teri mhbbat se hum
dil soch ker rota hai abhi
Leke aayi thi wafaye jo kabhi wo bhaar bhool gaye

Milke kiya tha hum ne ahed hum na badlege kabhi
Qasme wadwe bhoole tu bhi eska gum nahi
Anjaan banke dosto main mera naam bhi mere yaar bhool gaya
Kaisi mhbbat thi teri jo mera pyaar bhool gaya
Milke kiya tha hum ne kabhi wo ekraar bhool gaya